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Elevator Pitch – Phonomancer™: The Future of Spirituality Meets Entertainment
I’ve developed Phonomancer™, a transformational, gamified religion that fuses psychedelics, performance, and group ritual into a scalable, experiential movement. It’s CrossFit meets Burning Man meets Broadway—a parareality game that turns self-actualization into a sacred sport.
I’ve already:
✅ Staged 40+ live Phonomancer™ performances
✅ Operated an EntheoGym in Portland, OR
✅ Designed a complete system for Functional Enlightenment
✅ Written five books documenting the Phonomantic Method™, Phonomancer™, and Entheogenic Fitness Training™
But to take this to the next level, I need:
💡 An operator who can handle fundraising, partnerships, and business strategy
💡 Funding to build high-impact media & launch the first major EntheoGym™
💡 A team to scale Phonomancer™ into a cultural phenomenon
The vision? Disrupt the $1.2 trillion religion industry by making Phonomancer™ the next CrossFit of shamanic spirituality—a movement that trains mind, body, and soul through immersive, participatory experiences.
I’m looking for someone who sees the massive potential here and can help bring it to life. If that’s you—or if you know someone who might be the right fit—let’s talk.

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